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To declare that Daddy Pig is a shit architect and Mr Bull an even shitter builder

24 replies

HoneyDragon · 16/09/2013 13:17

If they hadn't designed the town so each building was on top of a clearly man made hill, than it wouldn't flood dreadfully. Fine for the smuggys with their houses a poncy hill, that can get to the supermarket if they are wealthy enough to have a boat or submarine. FFS he's clearly qualified as a structural engi. Er too so should know about flood plains and so forth.

But the vets and the hospital are on flat land meaning they will get submerged quite catastrophically.

Actually that makes Daddy Pig quite the wankbadger.

AIBU to think he should at least be arrested?

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Lovecat · 16/09/2013 13:19

I thought he was an accountant? Doesn't he transmute numbers for a living (DD is now 8, I haven't watched it in a while, so may be misremembering...)

But yes, the town layout is ridiculous.

HoneyDragon · 16/09/2013 13:22

He calculates load bearing tangents and reads books about concrete, dd is three. I still have to suffer Sad

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Ezio · 16/09/2013 13:24

thank god my DD has started to grow out of Peppa Pig now.

StanleyLambchop · 16/09/2013 13:25

I thought he did something with numbers too- there is an episode where Peppa goes to work with him for the day.

HoneyDragon · 16/09/2013 13:26

He's definitely and architect not an accountant.

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StanleyLambchop · 16/09/2013 13:28

There is also an episode where he tries to hang up a picture and ends up knocking the house wall down. If he is an architect then that is pretty rubbish behaviour!

SuzySheepSmellsNice · 16/09/2013 13:28

Pah! What about Mr Fox, who quite unashamedly diddled poor little Emily Elephant out of a whole table of bric-a-brac at the children's fete? The bastard. Angry

HoneyDragon · 16/09/2013 13:34

See! He needs locking up.

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Lovecat · 16/09/2013 13:34

I thought he read books about concrete because he was a boring fucker.

I shall now have to revise my opinion of him to a porcine Le Corbusier...

Mr Fox? I don't know him. After my time...

HoneyDragon · 16/09/2013 13:35

Mr Fox is a scummy criminal

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HoneyDragon · 16/09/2013 13:37

Ha nick jnr now he's building mr foxes house on top of a hill the cunt

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Lovecat · 16/09/2013 13:40

:o laughing so hard at that... :o

HoneyDragon · 16/09/2013 13:41

Mr Rabbit's the building inspector, he needs a word too Hmm

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Ezio · 16/09/2013 13:53

Mr Fox is the Del Boy of Peppa Pig world.

BrightSunshineyDay · 16/09/2013 14:14

It is Miss Rabbit I can't stand. She has every job going. Train driver, works the crane at the recycling centre, librarian, works at Duckland, bus driver, supermarket worker, ice cream seller. Why doesn't the annoying voiced cunt rabbit leave some jobs for everyone else?

StanleyLambchop · 16/09/2013 14:17

Doesn't Miss Rabbit also give balloon rides?

trikken · 16/09/2013 14:19

When daddy pig rebuilds the wall he doesnt use any grout. He'd know that. Mr bull doesnt build any foundations for the house either so they're both pretty bad.

McNewPants2013 · 16/09/2013 14:21

I thought there was 2 miss rabbits.

Why do they need a hospital and a vet, there are all animals

Ezio · 16/09/2013 14:22

Theres Miss Rabbit, and her sister Mrs Rabbit, Rebecca, Richard, Robbie and Rosies, mum

BrightSunshineyDay · 16/09/2013 14:23

I think there is a Mrs Rabbit and a Miss Rabbit. One of them has all the jobs and the other is a SAHM I think

MoneyMug · 16/09/2013 14:28

I want to know what mummy pig does. She works from home on the computer but they've never said what she actually does.

HoneyDragon · 16/09/2013 14:36

Madame Gazelle is the only competent one.

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HoneyDragon · 16/09/2013 14:36

MoneyMug

Come off it. Even you must have worked out she's Mnetting Wink

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SuzySheepSmellsNice · 16/09/2013 17:48

MummyPig: AIBU to bash DH round the head with the frying pan the next time he smugly informs me I'm not very good at making pancakes?

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