To spend half of life thinking up imaginary AIBU thread titles?

[Twilightsparklesmama]

Seriously it's taking over all of my waking thoughts....AIBU to eat a slice of DHs birthday cake when it's his birthday tomorrow.....to want to poke mil/DH/DM/friend in the eye over this text/fb status/annoying thing.....to bath the cat.....to eat DD1s sweets.....I know I am being U about all these things btw. I can not stop doing this.

I do this!! Or Facebook statuses that I never write..

You know it's bad when you read an article or a book and imagine the characters' AIBU.

AIBU to make a "Gruffalo" crumble filled with shit for the short-arsed threatening twat I met in the woods yesterday?

YANBU. YA bored though.