to think I am a good 'primer'?

[eyebrowsfurrowed]

Getting a bit annoyed recently at seeing how well Exs of mine are doing in their new relationships. And well, that's it really. I seem to be great at priming them into human beings and sending them packing ready for their future life partners...

Or maybe their new partners have much lower standards and will put up with a lot more crap than you?

don't judge their relationships on the edited highlights.

people dont let you see the shit and tedious arguments behind the scenes.

and you just know the reasons you sent them packing will still be there

Yes I suppose you're right. It still stings like a bitch though thinking I wasted so much time and energy for some other woman to reap all the rewards of my hard work!

I thought this about my ex.

A couple weeks ago his gf, approached me to tell me she had left him and told me all the reasons why.
All the same reasons I had left him!