To not know a swear word starting with K?

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Jamie Oliver in the Daily Mail
"‘But I hate dancing. I’m aware that I look a k, and when you’re famous and everybody’s looking at you being a k dancing, it’s hideous." ( asterisks inserted by Daily mail)

Ive wracked my brain for all the swear words I know and cannot come up with one beginning with K. Will I have to read the whole article to see if it becomes clear? Please dont make me.

Knobhead.

Knob?

Knob.
Obviously

kunt?

Knob.

He doesn't have to dance to act like one though.

kacker

(german - means 'shitter')

Klutz

Maybe he was speaking Swedish - kuk (cock) or knulla (fuck)?

Know definitely

I read that too OP and couldn't think of a 'k' swear word. Our minds are obviously unblemished, Godly places.

Know?! Wtf?! Knob! Damn you autocorrect!

knob -of course .

But is knob worthy of asterisks? Really? Ive always used it to me stupid person = head like a door knob.

Squoosh -oh yes ,godly and unblemished, thats me all over .

It should be nob though.

I read the same article in my parents copy of the DM I might add and asked my DH the same thing!

oh I thought you were playing stop the bus and swearword was one of the topics

Knockers

Knob
Knockers
Knickers
Knob-Jockey
Knacker
Knob faced wankbadger

Tiggy that's inspired. I particularly like wankbadger.

Nob means nobility. So the cribbage term one for his nob when you score a jack.

Keech. A Scots word for shite.

Keeky-bobos

Means crap here in NI.

Haha chateauferret - keech is a great word, one I use often

Kurva.