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To not know a swear word starting with K?

29 replies

edlyu · 14/09/2013 16:15

Jamie Oliver in the Daily Mail
"‘But I hate dancing. I’m aware that I look a k, and when you’re famous and everybody’s looking at you being a k dancing, it’s hideous." ( asterisks inserted by Daily mail)

Ive wracked my brain for all the swear words I know and cannot come up with one beginning with K. Will I have to read the whole article to see if it becomes clear? Please dont make me.

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grovel · 14/09/2013 16:16

Knobhead.

Thisvehicleisreversing · 14/09/2013 16:16

Knob?

ICanTuckMyBoobsInMyPockets · 14/09/2013 16:16

Knob.
Obviously Wink

burberryqueen · 14/09/2013 16:17

kunt?

usualsuspect · 14/09/2013 16:18

Knob.

He doesn't have to dance to act like one though.

MousyMouse · 14/09/2013 16:19

kacker

(german - means 'shitter')

Rakoshi · 14/09/2013 16:20

Klutz

LindyHemming · 14/09/2013 16:20

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Polkagrisar · 14/09/2013 16:21

Maybe he was speaking Swedish - kuk (cock) or knulla (fuck)?

LindyHemming · 14/09/2013 16:21

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IsThatTrue · 14/09/2013 16:23

Know definitely

squoosh · 14/09/2013 16:23

I read that too OP and couldn't think of a 'k' swear word. Our minds are obviously unblemished, Godly places.

IsThatTrue · 14/09/2013 16:23

Know?! Wtf?! Knob! Damn you autocorrect!

edlyu · 14/09/2013 16:30

knob -of course .Blush

But is knob worthy of asterisks? Really? Ive always used it to me stupid person = head like a door knob.

OP posts:
edlyu · 14/09/2013 16:32

Squoosh -oh yes ,godly and unblemished, thats me all over .Wink

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usualsuspect · 14/09/2013 16:38

It should be nob though.

lizardqueenie · 14/09/2013 16:46

I read the same article in my parents copy of the DM I might add and asked my DH the same thing!

YoureBeingADick · 14/09/2013 16:49

oh I thought you were playing stop the bus and swearword was one of the topics Grin

Thepowerof3 · 14/09/2013 16:50

Knockers

TiggyD · 14/09/2013 17:06

Knob
Knockers
Knickers
Knob-Jockey
Knacker
Knob faced wankbadger

FastWindow · 14/09/2013 17:10

Tiggy that's inspired. I particularly like wankbadger.

Nob means nobility. So the cribbage term one for his nob when you score a jack.

chateauferret · 14/09/2013 19:01

Keech. A Scots word for shite.

MollyHooper · 14/09/2013 19:07

Keeky-bobos

Means crap here in NI.

Boaby · 14/09/2013 19:08

Haha chateauferret - keech is a great word, one I use often Grin

LegoDragon · 14/09/2013 19:15

Kurva.