If I see the 'C' word anywhere but

[LuisSuarezTeeth]

...it's dedicated topic, I will personally hunt the culprits down and chop their fingers orf.

Yes I am the thread police.

Yes I am grumpy and humbuggy.

No more turkey, tinsel or twinkly shit till December please.

Why do people get so irate about this? I really don't get it, and you're not the first to start such a thread.

It's Christmas, it's supposed to be fun, but every year people turn it into this Thing That Must Not Be Spoken Of.

I get that we should live for now and not completely focus on something that is months away, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't think about it at all.

CHRISTAMS!

(Can't chop my fingers off for writing a nonsense word )

I'm very disappointed there isn't a dedicated section for the 'c' word. I was getting excited

I was ready to defend the use of the word cunt, even after you wrote turkey in your OP.

I then saw tinsel and I realised you were on about Christmas.

I'm a tired cunt today!

The Christmas thread police are more annoying than the people posting about Christmas.

Agreed. Keep it where it belongs. It's September FFS. www.mumsnet.com/Talk/Christmas

Ooh the seasonal aisle in Tesco has it all going on I bought some Roast Turkey Pringles from B&M Bargains today.

Tis the season to be planning fa la la la la la laaaa
Deck the threads with tales of shopping
Fa la la la la la la la laaaaa

But it's still fucking summer!

Three payday's till Christmas.

Cunt cunt cunt.

I'm not going to miss out just because of your misleading thread title!

High 5s I agree with you they are creeping in and it is making me twitchy so much angst and upset going on for a time that is supposed to be happy.

I hate it when this happens, my local coop has had selection boxes out for about 3 weeks now!! And they are selling the cadburys filled snowmen already... Is it just me or is it getting earlier..

There should be a ban on selling xmas stuff so early...

eatriskier, as Havant has pointed out, and given a link, there is a dedicated topic. All the fans of getting organised early can natter away to their hearts content over there, without clogging up AIBU and Chat

Personally I find it hard when people start talking about Christmas in real life months earlier because it's a time of year I hate, so I wish people would just talk about it in December instead of for about 5 months. I don't need to hear about people's Christmas shopping plans in September.

fru a dedicated cunt topic?

It's NOT effing Christmas - it's effing SEPTEMBER !

butnow is the time to start spreading the cost of chrristmas....

Some people need to spread their buying out because it costs a lot for them.

and others (like me) just get excited. My DD is spending her second Christmas in her own home and it is lovely to see how excited she is about decorating and buying stocking gifts for her and her DP.

"Christmas has an H in it, Mr Baldrick. And an R, and an I, and an S. Also a T, an M, an A, and another S. Oh, and you've missed out the C at the beginning. Congratulations: you must be the first person to spell Christmas without getting any of the letters right at all!"

Merry Kweznuz, everyone!

See that there report button? It works. Olivia is generally very good about it! :)

I cunting well love Christmas. :(

15 Saturday s to go till

CHRISTMAS

Yanbu. I started a similar thread in July and got a flaming comparable to brandy on a pud. Mind you, that might have been because my OP suggested that the C-word obsessives need to get a life.