AIBU to post simply to get my Boardreader stats up ?

[AnyFucker]

Just to piss people off ?

And then to bump it seconds later ?

LTB

YABU.

But even at that its not the least interesting shite I've seen posted so don't let it stop you

YANBU-and it will bump me down the list.

I would think you are entirely reasonable

What what ?

Bump

I need to make sure that you are living your life vicariously through mumsnet

You are at No3 already

mcmooncup, I am, I am !

I have no life, no career, nothing abahhht me at all

I should just disappear really

What's Boardreader??

Something that takes 2 seconds to google myself and find out?

Whatevs

I see your bump and I raise you a 2 bumps

oooh, there is quite a gap between me and the next Fucking Loser, isn't there ?

I need to do some serious pissing off of people. And soon.

YANBU- all other aspects of your life are clearly failing so I wont begrudge you some success on boardreader

It's wodd I live for Dick

I don't get no dick, see. Poor ole me.

Aww once upon a time I was a top poster on a couple of certain forums. Not now though, I don't venture into _Chat on here, only a few select forums and they all take too long to read to be able to post much!

I meant I will raise you 2 bumps..not a two bumps
Clearly I will never be tops in boredreader

I am a quiche of my own, BTP

obvs

the Sad Fucker quiche

it's by invite only

Hey, AF - you know how you have these awesome superhuman / supernatural powers of total mind control, which allow you to compel people to obey your every written word and thought and brainwash the rest of us into never questioning that?, well, I wondered if you wouldn't mind turning your gift on my neighbour and making her stop yelling her dog's name every two seconds? Ta muchly.

you do it like this, don't you?

I. Will. Obey. Master...

Hec, you got it

Mind control. I have everyone in my power. I can even turn what might usually be sensible people into frothing arseholes

It's a gift

erm, Hec, where you been anyway ?

I don't geddit.

Whassappend?

Without both a 'quiche' and a '-gate' named after them, a poster is a No-one in Forumsville.