Rustler burgers at OCADO

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

Ay don't do my shopping at Ocado and expect to be offered a Rustler burger.

Although the probably offer you things based on previous purchases so that I am probably more slummy than I thought.

I'm sure they're only 99p in Londis down the road. How come they're almost double on Ocado?!

No, no, Marmalade- you're supposed to pretend you have no idea what a Rustler burger is, not admit to such familiarity with the concept that you are aware of how much they cost at your local convenience store!! You, clearly, are indeed a bit of a scumbag.

I primarily use ocado for my secret American junk food cravings.

what are they? draws away skirts and checks out the venison steak

Dirty,smelling microwave burgers. Vild things. Go to McD's if you wnat a burger

that is fucking vile

I am a lot of a scumbag.

They don't do super noodles though. They need to up their shit-food game!

Nought to tasty in 60 seconds or so I've been told

They do arctic roll too. I might switch to Natoora.

Quite agree with OP. I rely on Ocado to shield me from this kind of thing.

They're rather nice actually if you feel like something stodgy and you're no where near a McD's they're not too bad at all..
I do shop at Ocado btw

If you want Supernoodles, Iceland are doing 3 packs for a quid?

Ocaldi don't do super noodles?!

Ocaldi?! Autocorrect knows something I don't!

My "try something" new once included a copy of "50 Shades of Grey", a large cucumber and an adult swimcap.

I think I'd prefer to be thought of as a bit slummy and offered a microwave burger than the deviant they clearly think I am.

at PickleSarnie

Would hate to go to a party planned by Ocado...

Rustlers in Ocado?

The sky is falling down!

[Grin]

Picklesarnie you've made me cry (and dribble tea down my
shirt)

fantastic things

ive never eaten one but the teenagers love them for a quick snack

but i admit i do buy a fare bit of un-healthy crap

They are hangover heaven. When you're in the kitchen wearing last nights makeup, with red wine down your top and feeling like you've swallowed a mouse, they are heaven. 60 seconds to carb, fat, processed shite. With Pepsi max and walkers crisps they are a Sunday morning on the sofa made.

DH went through a phase of liking these vile things.

It was before I married him though.

I do like, "Ay don't" in the OP