To feel really pissed off if Phil Mitchell doesn't die.

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Fucking sick of his face like a arse with an angry rash. He always seems to have clinging onto life near death experiences and like a cockroach, then back he comes more angrier and arse-faced than ever.

DIE PHIL MITCHELL JUST DIE!

Yeah I know IABU for watching such shit like Eastenders but my husband is busy with harvest at the moment so it's a night in front of the tv for me.

yabu. I like ol philip

yanbu.

But I doubt he will. Usually when an oldtimmer dies we all know about it for months before in the papers etc.

Isn't he dead yet then?
I haven't watched EE for years, but detest him. He looks like a vagrant.

YABU now that The Bill has been cancelled there is nowhere for dead Eastenders characters to go.

but eastenders wouldn't be the same without his angry arse rash face!

He can take that other shiney headed twat Max with him. "Awight babe" "Tanya Babe" "babe" ""babe" "Laaaawwwren"

GAAAAH!

Cuntenders.

No. Him and his boiled gammon face are here to stay.

EE needs its one-dimensional 'ard man or else where would it be?

Grarnt needs to come back from Brazil to hold a bedside vigil. Imagine it... he would enter the intensive care, look at Phiwul in that way that he looks and his first words would be... "Awright bruv" then a single tear would roll down his cheek.

Oh my goodness Marmalade that would be amazing, EE at its best!

I do wish Dan would return. I totally would have bounced up and down on him a LOT! Hot Dan.

Eastenders is so shit these days isn't it? Corrie and Emmerdale are so much better. I remember the days when everyone did actually talk about Easties. Not anymore.

Eugh. Dan looked like he had no teeth.

Nigel Harman aka Little Den is the one who I would ride like an East End pack horse!

I call him foetus face! Why is he always in a car crash? It's boring now.

When he's drunk he reminds me of a well smacked Nookie Bear (remember Roger DeCoursey and Nookie Bear?)

Cheers for the spoiler!

YABU for watching this shite in the first place. Is there not an Off button?

Who is Dan?!

IIRC Dan Sullivan (unless there's another Dan)

bianca had a fling with him years back then he turned up as her mother's boyfriend. they start their affair again untill the mum finds a photo from years ago of bianca and dan.
he kidnapped mel - the one who was married to ian beale/ the martin kemp character / had a fling with tony evans son and 'had' phil on christmas day.

i don't watch it
excuse the non use of capitals. got the guinea-pigs

I used to really fancy Dan.