What would happen if we were really bitter

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And typed our exes names?

I would be here a long time...

This is why I want to win the lottery. My dear, the scandal I'd bring up ;)

Nothing at all, because my ex does not come on here so would not know.

Too easily identifiable if I did that besides I don't like acknowledging I was married to him.

Nuffink. I was far too good in bed for them to remember me with anything other than rose tinted gratitude.

Nothing. All have fairly normal names,when googled many a bloke sharing their names come up first.

Eh? I don't get it...a list of names?

John Smith
Bill Gates
Mark Jones
etc?

Or do you mean;

John Smith - liked to pick his nose.

Just to be clear, Bill Gates is not my ex.

And neither are John Smith and Mark Jones.

Johnny Clueless
Maidstone Mark
Keith the Thief
Omigod John
Tiny Tim
James O'theonethatgotaway

Why would the fact that you were bitter and typed a name here matter?

Idontgeddit

elQuinto - Maidstone Mark - he would be on my list!

Moaning Martin - Dweeby and feckless
Nobby Neil - liked very young girls, is on his 3rd divorce

Mine aren't so interesting! I want to hear the ops story

Prick (that's a silent P) made the most revolting noise clearing his sinuses & didn't care who was around when he did it.

Is that the kind of thing you mean?

My ex rhymed with Fartin.

And also Puseless Funt.

I don't have an ex.

I don't get what you mean OP?

I don't have an ex.

I'd be here a while. My brain would hurt too. And there'd be very few surnames.

Is your ex famous OP?

I we were really bitter we could walk through the safari park and not be eaten by lions.

Hah! Brilliant Bowlersarm was yours bi too?

Buzzardbird buzzards wouldn't eat us either... or wouldn't you be fussy?