To just give up and go back to bed! :(

[HerrenaHarridan]

Anyone one else having one of those mornings?

Grumpy baby who tips yoghurt all over the table and draws in it when you made an urgent dash for the loo

Who refuses to brush their teeth

Spit the calpol back out over both of you.

Neither if you is dressed and you need to leave in 20 mins

None if the clothes your comfortable in are even dry yet anyway

And.... Even your mn app wouldn't work!

It depends; where do you have to be in 20 minutes? Hope your morning gets better, btw.

God, nightmare! Although drawing in yoghurt sounds kinda fun...

Gave up on bed at 1am due to 14 week old's sudden desire to get up at 1, 4, 5, 6... Greatly assisted by Sainbury's Totally Bloody Rubbish nappies that meant my DD was wet through by 4am, stupid bloody posh bastards

I need a nanny.

Poor thing! Just look at it this way... at least it's not likely to get much worse today!!

Oh purrpurr, I feel for you and your dc will probably stay awake long enough for you to stop feeling like you could drop off again ime!

Realistically no way I could go back to bed dd is 18mo and would rip the house apart.

Made it, dd hasn't got shoes on but there's no shame in putting them on while on the bus, right?

I didn't get a coffee yet but there will be one at sure start when I get there

Herrena you got it in one. Ahh well, I've had 27 years of lie ins and random because-I-can napping, I'll just have to get used to it.

Shoes are overrated methinks :) congrats on making it out! My DD is washed and dressed and on nap number 2, I'm in my pjs looking with despair at my haggard reflection. Less mirrors are needed in this place...