To have given NDN a round of applause...

[JessePinkmansBitch]

at 3am this morning when she finished her very loud orgasm? It's not the first time she's kept the whole bloody street awake with her loud orgasms, more like the frigging 10th time! And it's always around 3 in the bloody morning too, not to mention the banging of the bed on the adjoining wall. I'm just glad her bedroom backs onto mine and not the kids, that would be an interesting conversation.

Do it! Don't forget to whoop and cheer!

Once at our student house someone banged on the wall when we were 'busy' and screamed "stop having sexxxxxxx!". It gave DP stage fright for a good week after that. I'd try it if I were you

I would download the theme from It's a Knockout, put your stereo speakers right up against their bedroom wall, and then next time she finishes shrieking, blast it out as loud as you can, after a three second pause. The shock - and the mental image of Stuart Hall - should knock that on the head.

Oh yes do it! We put up with our neighbours for ages and then one night as they finished we burst out laughing! Never heard a squeak out of them again!

Sorry, I'll try to be quieter.

Well that killed the thread.

Or try something like this: www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2013/08/04/humblebrag/

Ssome people say it through wi-fi names.

www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/12/30/wifi-for-passive-aggressives/

You could try a blast of suitable 'theme' music at the end.

Don't stop me now - Queen
Benny Hill music - would put anyone off their stroke.
Je'taim (sp?) - French chap/chapess? (yes I am cultured me!)
Thunderbirds are go - 5, 4, 3, 2, ...

How about 'Congratulations' by Cliff Richard just as she reaches the end?

I love the wifi names. I wish I had a PITA neighbour just so I could change my wifi. Shame they're all lovely

Applause is the only answer.

Or, very loudly, to your partner "That couldn't possibly have been real. She's a bit of an over the top faker, isn't she?"