To tell my neighbour?

[PaleAndMysterious]

I live in a row of tiny terraced houses with very small back yards. My next door neighbour is in her living room applying, what appears to be vagisil to her vulva. She is on her sofa in the lotus position smearing it on oblivious to the fact I, and ds (who is nearly 2) can clearly see. She has net curtains up so may think she is hidden but she sadly isn't. Do I tell her? How? Would you? I don't really know her but she seems approachable.
I'm not a prude but if I can see her surely others can?

I wouldn't tell her.
I'd probably draw my own curtains. I'd hope she wasn't going to persist for very long anyway.

But your post did make me laugh!

Knock and wave. That oughta do it.

Hahahahahaha

Forgot to mention I was in my garden NDN was in her living room. I've gone back in my house sharpish -there are somethings you can't un-see!

ha ha ha ha ha ha !! Thanks, that's hilarious.

Next time you see her just ask how her infected vulva is, she'll probably get the hint then.

Can you still see her?

I really hope your neighbour is a mumsnetter!

That's hilarious!

I wouldn't say anything, it would embarrass her.

I would have just waved at her through the nets.
Seriously don't tell her though. How do you even broach that subject ?

Or start a conversation "Can you see into my living room? It's just that earlier today....."

God no! don't say anything! Hopefully her fanny will soon clear up and it won't be a daily activity!

How do you know it was vagisil? Might have been deep heat?

Who does that in their living room? Better than kitchen I suppose.

Just stop looking?

Libertine the thought of deepheat there makes me weep inwardly.....

When I was a teenager I used to go round to my boyfriend's house and we would have sex in his bedroom. We thought that the blinds on his window were not see-through. We were wrong.

Neighbour had a word with his mum (!) asking her to put curtains up.

She is now my MIL but the neighbours have since moved away.

I don't know how you could ever bring the subject up. I think I would just not look.

Next time you see her, tell her you have thrush and ask if you can you borrow her cream.

YOU CAN SEE THROUGH NETS? Shiiiiit...

YOU CAN SEE THROUGH NETS? Shiiiiit...

Exactly what I was thinking.

I can definitely see through her nets! They are a lacy monstrosity but quite thick. I can see through the non lacy bit of the pattern too if that makes sense? HTH

You can see through some of those bamboo blinds too if the lights on in the room.

Trying to think of joke about her having problems with her curtains.

Not very helpful, sorry!

I might need to name change after this, but here goes.... Following on from the deep heat suggestion.

I was a very naive 19 year old- and it was a few years ago, a long time before the Internet! Well I developed a mild case of thrush. I didn't know what it was, but decided that germoline was the solution. Trust me, it wasn't.

I can still remember how sore I was. When I eventually went to the doctor, he was horrified!

I was very discreet when I applied it though!

Sorry for the hijack.

I Would Not Say A Thing. Leave the poor woman with some dignity intact otherwise she's not going to be able to face you.