To wish there was a voice-activated mumsnet app

[Justinepants]

I'm doing my biannual regular ironing marathon. I've caught up with The Archers, and even listened to AmEx, and it would be really nice to head to Lonely Cow to see what everyone thought of the episode

Any one with me? Different voices for each poster? Perhaps S&B could have descriptions of everyone's suggestions? AIBU could have voices like the shorty letter in Harry Potter

I'd certainly get on a lot quicker than I am now,

Ooh, yes! I regularly wish this existed when i am having a marathon cooking session.

Definitely need different voices for different posters, and perhaps some kind of sound effect for the emoticons?

Oh yes, a chink for wine and a munching noise for a biscuit.

Be perfect for the bath or a long drive too.

It would make the live birth threads a hell.of a lot more interesting (which I didnt think could be possible «addict» )

Not so good for live POAS though!

Yes, I was thinking it would be good for driving.

Perhaps you could have suitable holding music for live action threads. Speeding up as it gets more tense.

or live bumsex threads

Could we have celebrity voices reading our comments?

The bumsex goes out live

(we'd also have to design a way of articulating comments)

Just joking about the bs threads. I've never even read one and I'm sure they aren't live!

Bit like when you're Facebooking and you read people statuses out in their voice in your head.

Well you never can tell round here on a Friday night