To think Camilla Long is quite funny

[Amrapaali]

You know Camilla- that Times columnist. She usually writes for the Sunday Times. Her column today about Simon Cowell had me in stitches. His "kryptonite man juice" Bwaa haa haa!

Camilla Long is actually quite mean most of the time, like many, many "journalists" of her ilk, but today's offering was good. Or maybe I was in a very giggly sort of mood. Anyway....

Sorry, but anyone who could write that appallingly spiteful and nasty little article about Carole Middleton that appeared in the Sunday Times a couple of months ago is just not a nice person.

^ ^ agree with Arabasque, that was a very spiteful piece.

I know right? I do remember that Middleton column. And I remember actually gasping out loud at the unnecessary cruelty of it. That's why I feel doubly guilty of enjoying today's column.

Nice she ain't, but she does have a way with words....

Is that you Camilla??

No Marceline, if I WERE Camilla, I would get some new frrames, for one thing. Those glasses look...um, for want of a better word, ugly.

See, I can be mean like Camilla...

I love Camilla Long, I think her writing is very acerbic but absolutely bang-on.