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To think I should lock my son away until he is 40?!

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SPsTotallyMullerFuckingLicious · 09/08/2013 21:47

He has been telling a girl in the street that she looks nice everytime he see's her.

He wouldn't let me on his scooter but he let this girl Shock

He wants to take drinks out to her but not to me. He even shares his chocolate with her!

He even told me she was his girlfriend. he means a girl who is his friend but will ignore that for the sake of the thread as he also has boyfriends

He winks at her and they kiss and hug goodbye. He also talks non stop about her.

I should lock him up shouldn't I? I cant take this. He is trying to replace me and doesn't even share with me! Sad

He is 3.9 and she is 2.6. I think she might only be around him because of his chocolate button wealth and he is interested because she makes him feel younger.

Grin
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Whogivesashit · 09/08/2013 21:52

YANBU

ATruthUniversallyAcknowledged · 09/08/2013 21:52

When you find somewhere safe to put him, can you let me know?

I'll offer up DS as a playmate for him.

This is the not-quite-two-year-old DS who has recently realised that some kisses last longer than others (errrr....) and now tries to slip granny, his nursery key worker and any unsuspecting toddlers the tongue at every possible opportunity Blush

glenthebattleostrich · 09/08/2013 21:53

You have no choice I think. I speak as the mother of a DD who is 3. She recently announced she was going to live with her boyfriend next door. He has Fireman Sam bedcovers.

SPsTotallyMullerFuckingLicious · 09/08/2013 21:54

Glen She has 2 electric toddler bikes. She has what I cant give him.

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thebody · 09/08/2013 21:56

little gold digger!!! 😄 your poor ds.

SPsTotallyMullerFuckingLicious · 09/08/2013 22:05

ATruth I dont think I can hide him. The electric bikes are keeping them together

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