to think DH should make me a fry up?

[Reality]

It was his birthday yesterday and our wedding anniversary today.

We went out for dinner last night and came home and drank ALL the vodka in a celebratory fashion.

He got up at 6am with the kids. Put all the ocado delivery away. Brought me up a coffee and the laptop. I eventually got up an hour ago to a tidy house, happy children and a Lego town all over the dining room.

I'm on my third coffee (and third AIBU), and still in my PJs. I'm hungry.

I told him to make me a fried lunch and he's still faffing with his Lego train.

AIBU to leave the bastard?

ZOMG!!! Get out now, woman!!!!

get off your arse and make a fry up for him

LTB

Get a take away

I definitely think that your DH should LTB.

Definitely LTB.

Is he always this neglectful?

I have pouted and sulked and he's now donned his pinny and got to frying.

Harmony is restored.

Is that M & Ms ad, in which the woman demands the man gets her a snack, based on you then?

I haven't seen it. But probably.

I am quite demanding. I have a little bell for when I want my drink refilled.

YY you wouldn't want to emasculate him by doing it yourself. Besides, his birthday was yesterday.

Bastard!

What a bastard, leave immediately.

There was lego all over the dining room? How insensitive and untidy. LTB.

What a total wanker.

Not only should he make you a fry up, there should be a law stating that this is a basic human right.

I dunno how that'll work when you're both hungover, though - perhaps it's best you always get more pissed than him?

Ooh! Shit.

It's my wedding anniversary. I totally forgot that. Ta, reality.

Luckily, me being more pissed is pretty much a given.

Although, right now, I'm never drinking again...

hahahaha Happy 3rd Anniversary!

And to Nickel, too.

A fortunate state of affairs (the being more pissed).

Pass on 'happy anniversary' to him too.

And nickel!