Balls in my garden

[Nombrechanger]

I hate it when the next door neighbours balls hit my garden.
I had to grow it all bushy so that it wouldn't make that slapping sound.
AIBU?

I find that popping them with a sharp knife is most satisfying...

Ouch!

Turn your garden into a giant trampoline then when the ball bounces in it will bounce right on out again :)

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Giant cactii garden will soon sort it out!