To think Yes Peter Capaldi. Yes. I would.

[MalcolmTuckersMum]

Oh God yes (and I don't even care about Dr Who) but I so would. And then I would again.

Is that not err a bit incestuous..

I would fight you to the death for him.

Get in the queue.

yeah, but if Alan Rickman was standing there as well, who would you pick?

Definitely. Oh, definitely yes!

Oh yeah It is a bit incestuous isn't it? Bugger it - I'd name change and then I'd turn him inside out and spit him out in little bits.

Psssst LineRunner Fuck right off Kindly depart in peace, thank you

Peter Capaldi every time edam. Every single time.

Is he a little mother fucker then?

He looks like Frank Skinner

I wanted to say what Fanjo said - bit too much incest on this thread!

(Alan Rickman definitely, love his voice)

So would.

But yes, change your name.

Oh aye, I'd be fighting you for him too. Hubba Hubba!!

Yes absolutely yes!

Can't wait to hear him telling the Daleks to fuck right off to the far side of fuck.

join the cue

Worra you can get yourself away to the far side of fucksville as well! How very dare you put the magnificent Mr Capaldi in the same space as Frank "Waste of Skin and Hair" Skinner?

oh fuck queue

And the thing is Parakeet , they would and quick about it too!

Alan Rickman - no chance.
Peter Capaldi - hell, yes!

And I just bet he's hung like a donkey as well......

Oh. My. God. Did I say that out loud?

Christopher all the way for me so yer can ave im.

He sooooooo looks like Frank Skinner!

You've been sleeping around haven't you, you brazen hussy!

I would too - he's got the mature, sexy, goes-like-a-train-and-kinky-with-it vibe!

Not my cup of tea, however if channing tatum was to play the doctor even I would start to watch it.

Not unreasonable, at all.
In fact, one of the most reasonable OP's I have ever read.