To think 'budgie smuggler' is a very flattering term for a cock

[LaurieFairyCake]

Budgies are substantially sized, one of those in your pants and you'd look like you had a semi erection.

For a flaccid cock surely 'robin' or 'blue tit' smuggling is more accurate.

i thought budgie smugglers were the tight fitting speedo style swimming bottoms for men. Not a name for a willy itself??

I'm with pirate cat. Budgie smugglers is the name for speedo style swim trunks.

I think its for tight swimming pants, they are the budgie smugglers

Yep, budgie smugglers are tight swimming trunks/Speedos. Because it looks like a budgie is smuggled inside them.

It's not a euphemism for a penis

Yes they are speedos not the actual "member".

I miss cock :(

Thanks for the info about your dh though.

The pants are the smugglers and what they are smuggling is a budgie, rather than a much smaller bird.

Wren smuggler, lol.

Surely you mean your DH has a decent sized budgie, OP?

A cock is waaaay larger than a budgie.

A budgie is a kind of euphemism for a penis though in this context....God, the conversations I have on here are psychadelically random...

It is in fact very difficult to smuggle avians in swimming trunks as my dp found out to his cost at customs.

I think OP means the speedos are smuggling the budgies - which refers to both cock and balls?

Resting size varies enormously, and given how cold outdoor swimming pools can be, then it could easily be down to fledgling.

Yes it is the name for very tight speedo type swimmers but isn't Laurie's point that by suggesting that a budgie is being smuggled that it is complimentary in terms of cock size. Target than the term wren smuggler which is not so complimentary.

Nb maybe the point of the term is that Aussie men want you to think that on the beach they always have a semi erection?

The irony is he can neither swim nor fly.

Geraldine

Hahahahaha!

Brill, every days a school day eh OP!?

Yes, yes the 'smuggler' part is about the speedo

But the budgie is 'cock' and I think it's overly flattering

Maybe it's about shape, not size? Little fat budgie body, two attendant bulges for wings.....

(Averts her mind from image)

Whats the difference? They're all peckers...

not as flattering as 'pigeon smugglers' :)

Bala lmao

Unflattering surely?

Budgies are quite petite.

Especially when squished by lycra.