To bleach my knees?!

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I have these horrible dark patches on my knees - well, just below them, from a PFO (Pissed fell over) episode on New Years Eve 2011 before DD came along and made me a reformed character obviously

WIBU to put some watered down bleach on them to attempt to fade the marks as they are pretty awful? I know this is a silly idea but if I knew it worked, I'd probably give it a bash I'm that desperate.

I hate my legs anyway, so always go for at least knee length dresses but you can still see the patches. I have a lovely dress to wear on a hen weekend and it's ruined by my awful and weird looking knees, help!

Let me know how it goes as I have considered the same. I put fake tan on my legs the other day and now the knees are even worse! I will be taking a scrubber to them in the shower. Mine aren't from a PFO... just naturally darker than the surround!

Maybe a fake tan instead?

Although I did try to get the fake tan off my palms with a nail brush and a sink full of bleach & water and they didn't fall off - neither did the fake tan