to be really pissed off that.................

[macreturnofthe]

after 20 minutes of fucking irritating loud motorbike running outside I stomp down stairs to calmly remove the keys and throw them in the hedge.....but the bastard drives off just as I open the door...

you fucker!!!

(as an aside this happens most days both morning - pre 7am and evening)

So come on ladies can I steal his keys?!?!?! or any other ideas??

Let his tyres down.

Move. Anyone can start an engine. It's just tough its annoying.

don't have an issue with starting the engine - its the whole starting it and driving off within 20 minutes that's starting to bug me

although I could let his tyres down and move - therefore avoiding any unpleasantness