To not want a running commentary on Facebook?

[Hegsy]

Of my cousins wife's labour? It's been going since 3am last one being 'fully dilated and waters gone' do I need to know this? Is this what people do now? I would kill DH if this was us

Oh I don't know. Is your cousin Kate Middy?!

Hide their newsfeed then.

I wouldn't want it but a friend went into hospital to be induced on Tuesday and there has been no news since....

Hide them.

Oi, nasty. I bet the poor suffering woman would not be terribly amused to find her labour had been turned into a public spectacle.

I'll always be grateful to my husband for letting me announce the birth of our daughter, even though I wasn't physically able to do so until she was about a week old.

Wait until he posts about her shitting on the trolley,then press 'like'