To wake OH up to get a daddy long legs

[doingmyhead]

Out of the bedroom?

I know I am a wimp but I am proper

I won't be able to sleep unless my head is under the covers and it's way to hot for that tonight!

Lol absolutely not, that is the sort of thing I would do, mainly for mosquito's based on the fact he is taller.....

Right one person in agreement, that's all I need!

Thank you!

Just about to wake him and then I can settle to sleep.

Phew

I don't mind daddy long legs, but I woke DH up to get a spider wanting to get into bed with me last night.

DH told him to fuck right off

But dll's don't have any flying skills and do just go all over you, so if you're bothered, wake him up (unless he's got an early start in the morning? Not that it would stop me like).

One of these is a life saver in the summer. I don't like squishing things, but I'm not fussed about zapping them, it's humane

And I fucking hate mossies.

I couldn't zap a ddls though, it's got the word daddy in it's name!

Def wake him.....they are my biggest foe in life, hate them big flappy things!

Dh just woke me up to assist him to remove horses from our garden!
I wasn't much any help tbf.
I have demanded earwigs to be taken outside a few times before now so YANBU

Goodness - they go up the top of walls and ceilings. They won't come near you on the bed. Ignore it and it will get tired (or go away if you have your window open.)

Wish it wasn't so late I could LOL!! Horses, yep def more of an issue than DLL or mozzies! Tell more!

Hahahaha at moving the horses on!

I've had to tell a goat to do one once.

And a pig.

Job done! He didn't moan, did it, had a pee and now snoring again!

All in the space of 2 mins.

I knew I married him for good reason.

Nite nite all

Aww, he won't even remember his knight in shining armour moment in the morning.

job done sleep well!

Oh dear. I'm a girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl! What if he woke you for that?

I hate it - my MIL tried to instil fear of insects into my DD (who loves them and wants to keep them as pets). She turned a little girl who loves insects into one who screams hysterically at anything under 2cm long with legs, makes me stabby in a core deep way...

my mother is as bad "You can do anything a man can do - stop - don'T do that - ewwwwwwwwwwww! Ask your dad!"

:(

Why?? Maybe for 0.05% of people (gender irrelevant) there is a real phobia, for others living in countries without deadly insects it is silly hysteria - stop it! My mum thinks it makes her attractively vulnerable, and I have friends I now think so much less of who think the same... There is no insect in the UK who will do you harm, stop being pathetic, unless you admit to knowing you are doing it for manipulative purposes.

Grrr.

:)

My granny was like you MrTumble, cold and unsympathetic, trying to look at emotional responses through a scientific lens.

Minimialising things she couldn't feel herself.

Although I didn't live with her, it's a very difficult thing to deal with if you genuinely don't like something.

Why do you feel other people should 'man up' and stop being so weak? (as you see it)

Maybe some people who use manipulation as an everyday technique to get what they want might use insects as fodder, but they'd be like that anyway, and not everyone's the same.

We are quite rural here [north Cornwall] and thus surrounded by farms and country things etc. The horses belong to a nice woman whos Dm used to own our cottage, so her horses (cows and geese) get out of her fields and pay us a little visit .

I will never forget the image of the horses amongst Dc garden toys! It did look for a moment like the trampoline and seesaw might not make it through the night!

We had to chase them up the road to try to get them back home and Dh had to loop his belt around the smaller ones neck (carefully, obvs. We didn't have any horsey stuff or a rope) and the bigger one just followed after, which really was very sweet to see.
I managed to find a gate to open, so they are now in with The cows and seem quite happy.

Im quite liking living in the country now [townie]

Ha ha AgentZigZag - my husband laughs in my face because I am up due to being overly sympathetic to my 5 year old's nightmares.

My mother wants everyone to help her due to over dramatised and hammed up fears and inabilities. It make me loathe her, as I know that when there is nobody about she deals with such things without a backward glance. I don't tell her or anyone this, but I am quite sure a lot of women are conditioned to believe they should project these silly fears as they are feminine, and my daughter never had these fears by nature - my MIL with her hysteria nurtured and created fears (ONLY in my DD, not in my 2 DSs) where none existed.

They are a social construct in countries where there are no deadly insects.

Got to admit, I do not have a phobia, so it is a dislike.

OH doesn't share that dislike, so he's the best man for the job.

He also sleeps really well, he's a shift worker and getting back to sleep for him, is so easy, he could sleep on a clothes line.

Cluffyflump ......... Lol!

I wouldn't want to be saddled with that job!

Ahhh, perhaps I better go to sleep?

Hay!
Stop with the jokes and go to bed!

Night

It's not that I'm being unsympathetic to you MrTumble () because I know someone who, it seems, makes an over-inflated fuss of not liking an animal, and you can't help thinking 'if you stand there flapping your fucking arms about, then they're going to pay attention to you, aren't they? '

But then, they're generally a manipulative person anyway, so maybe I'm just colouring it with what I know of them anyway.

And in some ways I can be unsympathetic to DD1 about, but that's because she's a drama llama who acts like she's cut off her fucking hand when she's just got a paper cut

I make an effort to give her it when it's 'appropriate' IYSWIM.

Aww for your 5 YO's nightmares as well, my dad didn't understand about the dark/night terrors I had (I was unlucky sometimes in family shit ) and it was awful when it's not something you can help.

I culd tal horse ourt of he harden bug u canf cope with dafdy l legs.

There is no reason to kill a daddy long legs! Just let it crawl onto a paper and take it outside. I tell my grandchildren it is just busy being a spider, no need to kill it, for goodness sake!

I used to really hate Daddy Long Legs' till I realised they were stupid, bouncy things that were a bit clueless once you switched the light off.

Can I be of any help Imnot?

'I could take a horse out of the garden, but I couldn't cope with daddy long legs'?

That's alcoholic fat fingers that is

Love it.