to dream I'm Ringo Star and that John Lennon is rogering me

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Seriously. I dreamt I was with the other fab 3 recording Hey Jude, and John Lennon started (ahem) quite forcibly rogering merrily away. I'm female for goodness sake. It was quite graphic and what's worse, I woke in a quite elevated state of arousal.

I mean what is going on there?

Wtf were you watching or thinking before you went to sleep?!

That give 'Hey Jude' a whole new meaning!

I dreamt I had a penis and woke up with penis envy. I actually missed having it

Did he please please you?

I didn't watch or think about the Beatles at all. It's very weird.

I dreamt I had a penis once too. It was BLOODY GREAT. It was a bit long and skinny though.

Or did you twist and shout?

He certainly did HoneyDragon. Rather a lot.

No twisting and shouting. Unless I did it in my sleep. I'll have to ask DH whether I was writhing and moaning. Blimey.

That's not normal OP, John Lennon is dead. OTOH I often do absolutely everything with (and sometimes to) Mick Jagger. That's normal, he's alive.

I've been a man quite a few times in my dreams. Tis normal.
Being Ringo Starr isn't.

Did you Come Together?

'I'd like to be
Down and dirty
In an octopuss garden
In the shade

I'd let you in (John)
Know where you've bin (Yoko) (yikes!)
In an octupuss garden
In the shade

We would be so happy you and me
No one there to tell us what to do

You'd like to be
To the rear of me
With your octopus in my garden
In the shade

Octopus in my garden? Now that's just grim.