To say Quick! Before HRH's head melts and ringlets droop lugubriously?

[Hullygully]

I should have put IPOAT in the title, shouldn't I?

If none of you turn up, I'll redo it before The Melt.

arctic roll perhaps?

Hully I'm very confused...

Ah yes, I was confused.

It definitely needs an IPOAT.

It's King Charles, Latara.

He was neglected for so long that he died and I have crygeniced his dear head. The last thread got full so I had to start another to stop the ice house at the Hall thawing and his dear royal head melting.

Very confused, and not in a smug way.

Can one be confused in a smug way?

Ok, I'd better start another with IPOAT..

Don't you know anyone with an icehouse?

Oops.

Didnt read properly.

my bad, everyone.

my bad

I've redone

Hully I still don't understand but you do and that's the main thing. Sort out King Charles before the Queen carks it and we're left with the current Prince Charles (Charles 1 can't be any worse than Prince Charles). Ta.

Oh yes Hully like....'AIBU to be confused that people call dinner tea?' Or...AIBU that people give their children squash. Smug confusion, tis rife.

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Ah I see Libertine, I like that