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To wonder why Fred and Wilma sleep in separate beds?

13 replies

louee93 · 28/06/2013 21:12

Anyone have any idea? Were they 'staying together for the kidz?'

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wankerchief · 28/06/2013 21:12

Wilma snores like a cunt

southeastastra · 28/06/2013 21:12

you are being totally unreasonable even to wonder this!

Trills · 28/06/2013 21:13

Because showing a man and a woman in bed together in a show aimed at children was just not on.

southeastastra · 28/06/2013 21:14

unless they were men a la bert and ernie and morecambe and wise

Annunziata · 28/06/2013 21:15

Wilma's going through the menopause and has kicked Fred out because he's unreasonably hot.

FreudiansSlipper · 28/06/2013 21:16

Well Wilma often hints at Fred's sexual demands

Trills · 28/06/2013 21:19

Bert and Ernie are just very good friends.

louee93 · 28/06/2013 21:28

Thought maybe his feet stank of shit or something...

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HighInterestRat · 28/06/2013 21:29

The passion died?

Contraceptives probably weren't up to much at this point in time so perhaps separate beds are a safety measure?

BriansBrain · 28/06/2013 21:32

Wilma caught Fred wearing her favourite dress one afternoon when she came home early from shopping due to a migraine and Fred should have been out playing golf.

They don't like to talk about it really.

I shouldn't have said anything.

vicarlady · 28/06/2013 21:33

May be their marriage was on the rocks?!

NaturalBlondeYeahRight · 28/06/2013 21:46

One of them encourages the dino to sleep on the bed this does not happen in this house

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