I don't understand / Can someone please explain to me....

[HoneyDragon]

Yes you do understand.

It's just a really passive aggressive way of starting an AIBU because you don't have the chutzpah to go

I think this behaviour is wankery, do you?

Then, then when someone explains why it's done, the op goes. "We'll yes I know that..." and gets all offended that people think they really want to know and ta daaah....pointless bunfight.

Stop using perfectly normal phrases for Passive Aggressive Evil. You are the same people who abuse the emoticon and use it as a sneer.

And before any one starts. I made me the boss of Mumsnet. I captain her and all that sail in her. So ner, bloody, arsing ner, ner.

Can someone please explain why you are getting so worked up about this?

I don't really understand your post, could you please explain? :)

Ha! My mutiny has been successful and HoneyDragon is now adrift in a little boat on the big ocean of the internet. :)

Bastards

Are you ok HoneyDragon?

Pah, now I am the captain. :) So you take your not understanding and your :) and take it somewhere else!

I started one like titled like that the other day " can you please explain why you get so worked up about people mistaking you baby's gender"

It wasn't meant passive aggressively and I don't use sneering

But I'm sorry if I've offended you boss.

if your really the ducking boss why isn't your name HoneyDragonMN ?

Now go away, all of you. I must get some work done.

But that's actually asking a question you don't know the answer too. That's allowed.

I have worked myself into a fury whilst looking for a aged AIBU, and I intend to stay narked and arsey

Even worse when accompanied by ??? and a face.

That's my first confused face btw and I'm not doing it again. Most peculiar feeling.

It is a figure of speech commonly used to introduce a question.
Are you always so literal?

I agree.

And saying 'I'm confused...' 'Could someone explain....' etc instead of the truth, which is I don't like xxxx and want to bitch about it with other xxxx haters just makes people look a bit thick.

Xylem8

Yes, actually I am. Feel free to peruse my literally tested a spider thread. That's how literal I am.