tell them off tell them to stoppit

[rosepettel]

womans telling rumers about my dd age 7

aibu

init

I've got voiles with flowers on in bedroom.
They are more see-through than nets though, I think

[grim]

Set a trip wire outside, then if she dares walk past again she will fall flat on her face
Yap, that'll learn the bitch twat [grim]

Perhaps these curtain nets are the mumnets. kk

back ground info
she went past just now with a dd

her dd

past my home

OMG that's terrible. Starry cunt.

Hang on, doesn't she live really near?

Like...

3 doors down?

kk?

I have a * cunt 3 doors down from me, she does the 'rumor' thing with my DS. [suspicious]

She isn't on my facebook tho so all kl and kk

Thank you rosepettel this thread cheers me up, no matter what's goin on in my RL

We could always paint some white lines outside your home, an write 'No Bitch Twats or starry cunts may walk here' by order of the mumsnets [grim]

No wilson

She lives very very near. kk?

Back ground info
3 doors down

You know what wimpymum I too have a starry cunt 3 doors down

Starry cunt 3 doors down, sounds like some sort of code to me.......

Thenx Downton your sweat.

Yap, very very very near.

3 doors down, fleetwood Mac. I've spent the last half hour trying to find a band called Hamwidge.
They don't exist. I need to form one.

Tooawaesome do you over feed your children? and threaten to take the parents of any DC who bother your DC to the park to beat them up?

My starry cunt 3 doors down does. [scared]

See Rose many of us have starry cunts in our lives, u jist hav 2 deal wiv them as best as poss,.... ken

(sorry that the Scot in me coming out we all love some guy named Ken so stick him in random sentences)

Is she looking in every time?

wimpymum no, I don't

Am I your starry cunt Wimpy?

[confused and scared]

Mine spreads rumors about me and DD kk

Are all neighbours 3 doors away immediately your nemesis? Is this some universal law that I didn't know about?

Pretty sure my neighbours 3 doors down think I'm a starry cunt.

Back ground info

I don't have nets and neither do they.

What should I do about it? Do I need to get nets?

yap she looks

She looks but she can't see in, because of the nets. Yap. Take that, bitch twat!

See Rose, you have window blocked with your nets! kk

Bang on your window next time she looks, that'll properly freak her out!