to not understand why some posts get deleted

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What do you have to say to get a post deleted? What breaks the guidelines? Honest question... I'm intrigued. So many posts have serious swearing so it can't be that.

Hang on. Isn't this Wasting Police Time or something? The equivalent of calling the police about a lost tortoise. MNHQ have got better things to do of a Friday night?

it's obviously quiet Jamie.

The calm before the storm...

I bet MNHQ take ages to delete this post cos they are all on the gin

I luffs you really

@JamieandtheMagicTorch

MNHQ have got better things to do of a Friday night?

Well QUITE.

I've never had a post deleted.

You can call me a cunt if you like wibbly I don't mind :o

I'm just not sure I can do it little miss ya cunt