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AIBU re creeping dog? <trivial>

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Wildwaterfalls · 19/06/2013 11:06

Was sitting on a park bench with DD napping in pram this morning, playing games on my phone minding my own business. Suddenly an enormous dog snorts loudly into my ear/against my hair!! Shock

I jumped 3 feet into the air and nearly screamed! Then the dog's owner proceeds to look at me as if I'm mad!!

AIBU to think that if you are going to creep around walk with your dog on the grass behind the benches rather than on the path, you should at least make sure your wolf dog does not snort in people's ears??

This is a small 'dogs on leads' city park by the way.

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GiveMumABreak · 19/06/2013 11:27



ThisReallyIsNotSPNopeNotAtAll · 19/06/2013 11:28

Sorry I laughed Grin

Did you scare the dog when you jumped? Grin


ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 19/06/2013 11:31

I would have sworn loudly, and possibly required new underwear. You were positively restrained Grin


NumTumDeDum · 19/06/2013 11:34

Are Stealth dogs a new breed then?


NumTumDeDum · 19/06/2013 11:35

Perhaps it was in training for some sort of stealthy mission.


GiveMumABreak · 19/06/2013 11:39

The super breed of silent snorting creeping dogs....coming soon to a park near you!


Wildwaterfalls · 19/06/2013 11:43

Now that I've had some time to reflect on it, I wonder if she (the owner) did it on purpose and is laughing her head off somewhere.

Watch out for creeping German shepherds!

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NeoMaxiZoomDweebie · 19/06/2013 11:49


DiseasesOfTheSheep · 19/06/2013 11:50

Brilliant! I'm going to start training stealth dogs for MI5.

Covert collies and Stealth Sheperds anyone?


Wildwaterfalls · 19/06/2013 11:56

Yikes those are some creepy dogs! The one this morning didn't smile (thankfully)

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