to find constant double entendres sooo annoying

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Constant oooerrr ing really gets on my wick.
Every comment no matter how innocuous being picked up on...I want to scream
Its surely time to grow out of this mid 40s..
Is it worth me getting this stressed

Respond in kind or pretend not to understand
"I thought you liked big ones?!"
"Why? Your penis is fairly average."

"Thats what she said!"
"Thats what who said to who?"

I love a double entendre me. Especially in serious meetings. Or funerals.

I love it!

(snurk).

However, if it was constantly derailing everyday, functional, necessary convos and exchanges, I would go off it stat!

I'm the same about someone who derails serious conversations with stupid puns on the words involved. It smacks of attention-seeking and "I don't really get what you're on about, so, hey.....let's talk about ME!!"

OP You are going to have to come down hard on him tonight.

Ha ha! I just did a Sid James laugher at that!!!

Don't spare the rod, OP.

Lol
You are going to have to open up to him

waaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Bet you wish you never started this.

Don't beat about the bush,just give it to him straight.

I wonder how long we can keep it up....

Belter at work today

'There's a fine line between anal and OCD...'

Oh yes, I sniggered.

Haha you have got me laughing now well done ..hes still getting on me tits though

I love dodgy spoonerisms, too.

The Iranian election has had me sniggering quite a bit of late.

Tell him that it's not just childish, it's now become really boring and makes him seem very unattractive. and that every time he does it, it seriously annoys you and an annoyed wife is not fun to have around!

The only person I've met who behaved like that was 18 and a heavy drug user!

I hate double entendres when they're spoken, they seem really stupid, but the written ones on this thread have had me sniggering into my whiskey.

Yes, it's a large one....

Four fingers, Gilmours?

Just given him a bag of nuts ooerrrr

snort minou

You made me spray all over the keyboard.

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On a bad dayi it's very annoying. I find that absolute silence and the "tumbleweed" moment works when all else fails. Think Shooting Stars