am I the only one that reads PDB . .

[Pennyacrossthehall]

. . . . as Perfect Fucking Baby?

Perfect Ducking Baby?

You mean PFB

Phones! :-[

PFB!

What does PFB stand for? I assumed it was precious first born??

I assumed it stood for poxy fucking brat and that mumsnetters are every bit as horrid as the Daily Mail claims.

Ha waffle

Hahahaha. I always read STBXH as Stupid Bastard Ex Husband, which for the most part seems to be pretty true anyway!