Right: I've namechanged for this in case anyone knows me on here... I've posted before, though: I promise I'm not a troll.
I have this avocado plant which I have grown from seed: I've been raising it for ages, and it's doing very well, except that it seems to have developed an iron deficiency (pale, floppy leaves are a symptom of this, according to Dr Google).
Now for the icky bit: I don't have any iron-based fertiliser, but I do have a Mooncup. I think we can see the connection I'm making here: WIBtotallyU to feed my plant with the - ahem - contents of said Mooncup, or will I forever be branded rank and disgusting, and generally excluded from all social contact? Would it even work? Please, AIBU, save me if you think I'm about to make a horrible mistake...