Well am I?
It had a great big notice saying "stop me and buy one" and so I did. I frantically waved my arms and the van came a stop.
Grumpy man said served up ice creams for me and DD then as I paid said "I'm not a bl**dy taxi cab darling you can't just wave me down like that". I told him not to bother stopping then and to take his sign out of his window.
All I wanted was a lovely big ice cream with a flake and maybe a smile and along came an ice cream van.
Humph