To ask for help in writing a silly game?

[PrincessTeacake]

I'm writing up a small gameshow type game for an event I'm helping out at in September. In a nutshell, the game takes place in a maze and the players have a choice of five options to respond to whatever's in each room of the maze. The player who picks the right option gets to stay in the game, the players who pick wrong get eliminated and replaced with other players.

So far, the rooms have contained:

*A standard wooden cage trap.

*Nothing.

*Land sharks.

*Hot Dog Knights.

*Kittens.

*Jeremy Clarkson.

*An ominous note about winter.

No suggestion is too silly for me to put into this game, it's meant to be silly. Please help me, I'm running out of ideas and it's not time to hit the wine yet for inspiration!

A talking parrot on a perch? (which may or may not be a fish perch rather than a wooden peg perch iyswim)
Marmite sandwich?
Something Christmassy - tinsel or a bauble?
A Cliff Richard or someone equally naff CD?
This is hard without knowing what they're for - it's just "random stuff"

A camel wearing a fez.

A flamingo with a yoyo.

Durian fruit.

A year's worth of brussel sprouts.

A vortex to another dimension.

I'm really liking these, thankee kindly! (Marmite sandwich and fez camel are deffo going in.)

To explain a little more, the game is for the My Little Pony convention in Cardiff this year. The players pick a type of pony when they get into each room for their options. Here's the Jeremy Clarkson room:

^This room has a wild Jeremy Clarkson in it. It?s using babble, which is super-effective. (Pokemon reference) What do?

Earth Pony: Kick him in the face. (Crude, but it works.)

Pegasus Pony: Fly past him. (Wrong. He slags off your flying which crushes your self-esteem until you can do nothing but cry in a corner. What a meanie.)

Unicorn Pony: Try to teleport him out of the room. (You cast the wrong spell, cloned him and made things 100 times worse. Well done you.)

Decepticon: Transform and roll out. (JC hops in and starts driving you around the room like a lunatic which ruins your gears.)

Sea Pony: Sing a song. (It?s super-effective! JC can?t stand anyone louder than himself!)^

Decepticons are in the game for a laugh, and sea ponies are incapable of doing anything but singing.

a pile of Wikileaks cables

a euphonium

a blazing saddle

Jedward masks

A tractor

Swimming goggles

A picture frame

Similarly just thinking up random stuff