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Have you got the Job?

48 replies

Celcius101 · 31/05/2013 16:45

Listen. I got the Job and made my first friend. As you see, I chose to be an excellent choice but you choice and run into problems.
Now in the beginning start it was all fun and games. Things, improving our level, no big deal. As we got higher I ran into real issues!
No I know if I;m intelligent it will help me raise my skill faster, which is vital, because I am a skill. But she says no because she needs intelligence for his. She needs to make each one count really! Good!

You can see where I am with this. Every skill should have been mine, by my explanation. But no. I can?t stand it anymore. I finally said it, and it?s why I?m leaving mumsnet. I realised that not only were they selfish, but very very rude too and the majority did not reply to me. So good luck to you guys. This is a social game, and you just lost a friend.

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SageYourResoluteOracle · 31/05/2013 17:15

Hmmm. Is 'I am a skill' a personified metaphor???

This has got to be the most confusing (and confused) original post ever. That's a fact. Nay, I am a fact!

Heartbrokenmum73 · 31/05/2013 17:15

Seriously hoping this makes it into Classics Grin

FruOla · 31/05/2013 17:16

Oh, right, the OP isn't Sharon, she's the one with the dead wasp and the red wine stain whose DP fancies 'that Sharon'. Yup, got it now Wink

ChubbyKitty · 31/05/2013 17:18

So I'm just going to mark myself a little place for when someone figures this out, because its beautiful. Confused

WeAreSix · 31/05/2013 17:20
Heartbrokenmum73 · 31/05/2013 17:22

Quite scared now actually. Does this mean that SkyNet has become self-aware?

Fillybuster · 31/05/2013 17:24

Couldn't agree more. You totally got the Job.

Please close the door carefully on your way out...

jnl0612 · 31/05/2013 17:28

Anyone else confused lol

Dawndonna · 31/05/2013 17:32

Are you in trouble, in a loo?

MikeOxard · 31/05/2013 17:33

Leave the bastard.

TinBox · 31/05/2013 17:34

To be fair to Xenia, we probably have been a bit harsh sometimes.

MissyMooandherBeaverofSteel · 31/05/2013 17:35

How profound, a lot of food for thought there, thanks for sharing.

headlesslambrini · 31/05/2013 17:39

well if I could understand that, then I might be able to reply. In any case - see ya!

Wishiwasanheiress · 31/05/2013 17:41

And the drugs don't work....they just make us worse...." Wtaf? :)

NoelHeadbands · 31/05/2013 17:42

I AM THE FECKING JOB, BELIEVE IT BUDDY

Heartbrokenmum73 · 31/05/2013 17:44

No. I am the job and so is my wife.

BestIsWest · 31/05/2013 17:47

Please stay. I need cheering up.

AlmostMrsRobinson · 31/05/2013 17:50

If I had the choice, I'd always choose to be the right choice

SerotoninCanEatTomorrow · 31/05/2013 17:52

Completely agree OP. seriously. I have the choice and I am the skill - the Job is mine!

droopytulip · 31/05/2013 18:18

I really thought I'd had a stroke for a minute. I may re read after a bottle of wine bound to make sense then.

Flobbadobs · 31/05/2013 18:20

I thought I'd drunk the bottle of wine in the fridge without realising it when I read that..

Glittertwins · 31/05/2013 18:22

Phew, not the only clueless (and currently sober) one Grin

OnTheNingNangNong · 31/05/2013 18:27

I am a skill and T-rex made me really Grin

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