to be hungry, tired, grumpy and cold.

[AtYourCervix]

1. I have 9 weeks to lose 6 stone. I am hungry. I want cheese and bread.

1. Working nights fucks me up. I am so tired I feel sick. I need carbs but see point 1.

1. I am in a mood. Snappy and Grumpy. See points 1 and 2.

1. Why is it so fucking cold? Again?

I want wine. I want gin. I want cheese.

H is going to get me wine. He is lovely sometimes.

You can't lose 6stone in 9 weeks. Why can't you, as a health professional, diet sensibly?

What is this really about?

Why such a drastic weight loss in such a small time

I could if I lost a limb or 2.

Is fat madness not allowed if one is a health prof?

Impending holiday.

You can't lose 6 stone in 9 weeks unless... Well actuall, iit'd just be almost impossible.

Even if you completely negated your calorie intake, you'd cling onto weight or risk organ failure.

Don't torture yourself for something so unrealistic. You'll just feel crap now, and crap in 9 weeks.

OK. I'll accept the impossibility of my plan.

Still not eating cheese and carbs. Except wine.

Have you tried the 2 day diet? I've found I can cope with being tired hungry and grumpy just 2 days a week, and have lost 5 kg in 6 weeks... Maybe adjust your goals slightly though

Still grumpy and tetchy. Entire family getting on my tits.

Can't you just do what you tell your patients to do and follow the healthy eating guidelines.

Tried 5:2. Didn't shed a single gram

No zone. I can't. If life were that simple I wouldn't be contemplating multiple organ failure in order to bare my body in a swim suit. Life and fat madness dimply does not work that way.

I'm low carbing too. Also miserable, but lost three pounds in three days... I'm not giving up wine though...

Wine won't make you feel better, loads of calories in alcohol. Have a carrot instead

Wine will make me feel better.

My yoes are white and numb. It's supposed to be fucking may. Bastsard weather.

Toes.

go run up and down the stairs 10 times, it'll warm you toes and you'll feel able to have a bit of bread...

Will do the stairs hang on...........

5 x.

That quite hurts.

Another 5.

Ow.

Are you drinking alcohol-free wine?

Come on cervix you can do it! 9 stone in 6wks - absolute breeze

Just watch the wine when low-carbing, always makes me want to eat my weight in junk the next day.

Alcohol free wine . Wash your mouth out.

I managed 3 stone in 6 weeks but most of that was baby and pph. I take it that is not an issue for you?