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To think SPsCliffingAllOverMN is a bit of a chav?

81 replies

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 22/05/2013 19:10

Shhhh, don't tell her I said so.

Grin
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FreshGarbage · 22/05/2013 19:12

Ha!

StealthOfficialCrispTester · 22/05/2013 19:13

Oh she really is.

ElleMcFearsome · 22/05/2013 19:14

... and proud Grin

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 22/05/2013 19:14

She'll have you!

thebody · 22/05/2013 19:16

Funny thread. Me and dh are chavs. Both grew up on council houses and can be a bit violent.

My children though are frightfully middle class. Ha ha ha

GoodbyePorkPie · 22/05/2013 19:18

I saw her at KFC Hmm.

LousThighBurn · 22/05/2013 19:21

Arf! She lets her little boy wear character clothing for goodness sake! I'm not sure you can get chavvier than that! Grin

CherylTrole · 22/05/2013 19:21

YADNBU Aye I think she is too. Chavalistic!

wigglesrock · 22/05/2013 19:21

I don't know - how many pieces of character clothing does she own ? Smile

SoleSource · 22/05/2013 19:24

I like SP

TheHerringScreams · 22/05/2013 19:31

YADNBU.

But I'm a chav, and proud of it!

MoominsYonisAreScary · 22/05/2013 19:33

I think i must be a chav too

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 22/05/2013 19:39

Ahem - I live in Romford (cruel people might say it is the home of chavviness but not I )

Chav IMHO:

Pretendy Burberry
Gold rings on every finger
Make-up that you can scrape off with a spoon
Mr T style gold necklaces - especially is there's a "Mum" necklace in there.

It takes a whole load of money to look this cheap'n'trashy Hmm

FarelyKnuts · 22/05/2013 19:39

I likes SP. She'd smack you one if you deserved it like, but she'd be great help if you needed it and all :o

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 22/05/2013 19:41

I think her real name's KPsCliffingAllOverMN as well.

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CherylTrole · 22/05/2013 19:56

I think you is a chav Jesusinachavvagevan
Do you think SP is really KP? She does seem naice tho SP.

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 22/05/2013 20:24

She's an awful, rough person. I don't know why MN can't do something about her.

I aint a chav. I's propa classy, innit.

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Meerkatwhiskers · 22/05/2013 20:37

Is character clothing chavvy?

[considers buying a new wardrobe]

musickeepsmesane · 22/05/2013 20:45

I love character clothing [shame] I have turned my grandchild into a chav
[shame] [shame]

On the plus side I am marking my place to watch SP ave youse!!!!!!!!

musickeepsmesane · 22/05/2013 20:46

total fail as I can't spell blush Blush Blush Blush

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 22/05/2013 20:54

music I'm not worried, I have a plan. I'm going to wait outside Laura Ashley, and when I see her coming I'm going to bowl a can of Stella in through the doors, like how the kids distracted the velociraptors in Jurassic Park. She'll charge inside, and by the time she gets out she'll be all gentrified.

Either that or it'll be a fucking bloodbath in there.

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wannabedomesticgoddess · 22/05/2013 20:56

:o

musickeepsmesane · 22/05/2013 20:58

Jesus you have told her now...................... she's on MN y'know and for goodness sake don't waste a good can of stella, use a cider - from Ikea. That will mess with her head

musickeepsmesane · 22/05/2013 21:19

I am very concerned with the disappearance of JesusInTheCabbageVan Is there some sort of MN alert we can put out? mostly I am concerned I have killed a funny thread

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 22/05/2013 21:35

Hard to type with broken fingers music Sad

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