To be a total Mood Hoover today?

[Gossipmonster]

I have woken up in the foulest mood ever I want to tell everyone to fuck the fuck off

AIBU?

You can tell me to fuck off I have broad shoulders
What's up?

I don't really know .

Back pain but also maybe lack of sex?

Feel uncharacteristically aggressive?

Which makes me wonder if its lack of shagging?

loving the term Mood Hoover

must use it in conversation today

sorry you are feeling low OP

Every office has one (Mood Hoover) .

Is it too early for gin?