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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

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Original poster

To wonder, are you only allowed one biscuit?

18 replies

HappilyChatterly · 27/04/2013 21:06

I only ever seem to see preceded by the words "have my first...".
Are you only allowed to give a biscuit once? Or is "Have my first " it's own thing? Or does responding to someone with a biscuit not meet up to expectations so you don't bother again afterwards?

Or are you just all to sensible and smart to give away your precious biscuits on frivolous matters?

OP posts:

Sparklingbrook · 27/04/2013 21:08

I don't think I have ever given anyone a biscuit.

LadyBeagleEyes · 27/04/2013 21:15

I've never given a biscuit either.
They're silly.

gordyslovesheep · 27/04/2013 21:16

I am such a rebel ...have these - TWO at once and they are not even my first

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HappilyChatterly · 27/04/2013 21:23

Thanks Gordy! I imagine biscuit givers to walk around in rl with a packet of Jammy Dodgers in their handbags handing them out when faced with a confrontation. It beats "talk to the hand" I suppose.

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MoanyYoni · 27/04/2013 21:25

gordyslovesheep · 27/04/2013 21:28

Oh I like that idea Happily imagine the look on peoples faces when they expect a row and you calmly hand them a dodger and walk away

LittleMissGerardButlerfan · 27/04/2013 21:31

Just because :o

LaurieFairyCake · 27/04/2013 21:36

I've not done one yet either.

It's possibly a smug "I'm normally so reasonable but your cuntishness has tipped me over the edge into proferring you a passive aggressive biscuit" thing

Or summat.

Shodan · 27/04/2013 21:52

I've never given one.

Shodan Doesn't Share Biscuits.

SoleSource · 27/04/2013 21:57

picnicbasketcase · 27/04/2013 21:59

I don't do biscuits because I'm using the app and the biscuits look nothing like biscuits anymore :(

Molehillmountain · 27/04/2013 21:59

If they were rich teas or something I might give them away. Not Jammie dodgers. All mine, sorry.

IncrediblePhatTheInnkeepersCat · 27/04/2013 22:03

I've never given a biscuit either. I was so close on two threads, but then I worried that I would be popping my biscuit for someone who was hairy of hand, the thread would go poof and with it my biscuitinity for ever.

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HappilyChatterly · 28/04/2013 07:37

Giving biscuits is a very delicate matter, that must be why a lot of posters let the OP know its their first time giving a biscuit, so the OP will know to treat it with respect. You definitely don't want hairy hands all over your PFB (Precious First Biscuit).

Btw thanks to tose who have donated, now all I need is a

OP posts:

HoneyDragon · 28/04/2013 08:00

I think its time for the biscuit to go.

Shinyshoes1 · 28/04/2013 08:03

No !! Don't get rid of the biscuit

I've yet to give my first

I've been saving it for the special someone who comes out with something completely cuntish

ninjasquirrel · 28/04/2013 08:20

On the app, the biscuit now looks like a face sticking its tongue out, so kind of appropriate.

PurpleRayne · 28/04/2013 08:51

I thought they were doughnuts. Ah well, that explains a lot...

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