Let's just ban all cars everywhere

[sleeplessbunny]

Because they're dangerous

Not as dangerous as motorcycles

Good idea. Let's go all steampunk instead.

Lorries are worse. Ban lorries.

Agreed. Lets have motorbikes only. At least the roads would be a lot safer with fewer people texting/phoning etc.

did i miss something?
steampunk?

Fuck off, I love my car & you're fucked if you're having it off me.

HTH

definitely ban lorries
horses and carts to move all merchandise around

But how will people go dogging without cars?

Ban buggies. Let the brats walk

Please ban cars, it would save me a fucking fortune!

Can we ban work too? That way we won't need the car in order to get there.

great idea. lets do it starting from tomorrow...

Yes, lets. Especially those motherfuckin big vans pretending to be cars. Ban 'em all. Nah, better still, lets ban people from driving, until they can prove they are not going to motor (in said vans) at 60 mph down my street, with their kiddies in the back, all nice and safe in their tank, while my kid can't ride his damn bile in case he gets flattened by the nice safe car.
(Can you tell I am at the end of my tether with drivers..?)

ban humans from earth I reckon

yes. i would prefer a minibus, or a van, or one of those big pickups...