that for just one day I can come home from work and not have another blinking teenage drama to deal with ... I am drained.
I want Facebook to suffer a terminal technical failure. I want an omnipresence to strike every bitchy manipulative girl with ... I dunno ... Hives or flatulence or something... I want it to be illegal for schoolkids to date or break up during the months of April May and June and I want the GCSE's to be over!
Otherwise I just want to turn back the clock ten years ... And start over with a different game plan. Anyone got a time machine ?