to L T B ? or kill him?

[blackcurrants]

I don't want to drip feed so here's some context:
DH compliments me, makes me laugh, is gorgeous, does at least half the housework, changes most nappies, takes the baby and three year old out so I can sleep at weekends, and is fab in bed. Basically he is wonderful...

But! He never, ever manages to close the lids on the wipes, so the first one is always dry.

Aaah!!

WIBU to divorce, or bash him on the head with a skillet and bury him in the garden?

I thought DH was doing this and it turned out that the catch was a bit crappy and opening by itself. Check before you bury him under the patio.

Bury him under sealed packs of wipes.

Dry wipes is a small price to pay for perfection in everything else. Buy the value ones from the supermarket so at least you not wasting so much money when you need to start new packs.

On a more serious note - are you not being a little tiny bit unreasonable to come on here and gloat when others really are considering LTB/or killing them???

If you bury him under the patio, make sure you leave one of the paving slabs up a little bit. That'll teach him.

Panda your comment made me chuckle so loudly I woke my baby up!

Kill him then mumify him with all the dry wipes he has created

Panda, that made me chuckle. :)

Panda, that is brilliant.
I am laughing so much at some of these that DH is going to ask me what In reading if I'm not careful!

Suffocate him with baby wipes