To not share my Maltesers with DH

[SuperFurrySlippers]

DH & I got given a box of Maltesers each from BIL & SIL who were house sitting when we were away over Easter.

DH scoffed all his the night we got home - I had gone to bed early as I was ill, he now wants me to share mine with him.

Last night he offered to buy them off me, and said had I taken him up on this generous offer, he would have shared them with me. I didn't, partly because I didn't want them last night anyway, and also on principle.

DH has gone out for the evening, should I eat the lot, or be the bigger person and share them with him tomorrow night?

Eat as many as you want and hide the rest. You shouldn't have to bolt them down just so you don't have to share them. And you don't share them. Oh no.

No!!! never share chocolate he'll expect it in the future

Eat the lot bar one. And put the box back in the cupboard.

Or, follow steps 1 and 2 in Mutt's suggestion then 3. eat them all whilst smiling at your DH and making enjoying noises.

Sod the brownie points, I'm all about the extra chocolate

Play games with them

And you own all the prizes!

Well, in the wrong person to ask (although I know you didn't ask me specifically!) because I can't stand maltesers and the way they clog up your teeth. Dh and I are compatible that way-he loves them, I buy him a box as a treat and he feels as if he's been allowed to scoff a whole box of chocs by himself. Wouldn't happen with any other chocolate that's for sure!

Mutt you are an evil genius! Although now I won't be able to show him the thread to prove i was right

Although Glen you also make a good argument

I would share them, but only because I eat all of DHs chocolate so it's only fair.

I would give him one. That's quite enough sharing

I inhale a box of Maltesers in about 3 minutes flat. Alone. Get them eaten and woman up a bit...chocolate is NOT for sharing!