To be peeved at my baldy DP (lighthearted)

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I have just went to have a bath and put my once-a-week conditioning treatment stuff on my hair.

Opened the tub, and 3/4's of it has gone! Shouted to ask DP about it and he sheepishly admitted that he had used 'some' this morning.

I'm all for sharing, but it's a moderately expensive conditioner and my DP is as bald as an eagle!

His reasoning behind using loads of it, is that he 'likes how it makes his head soft.'

AIBU to fill up the tub with cheapo conditioner for when he has the notion for a softer head in the future?

am imagining your DP with a head like a shiny bowling ball now. Swap it for lard

Are you sure he's putting it on his head?

Tell him you like how soft his head feels too, and you want to reach down to caress it as he gives you a very nice time.

Can't he use moisturiser? Does skin on the top of the head need different treatment to other skin?

I don't really know who I'm asking with that last one.

Make him wear a polo neck jumper as a punishment

Then tell him he looks like a roll-on deodorant

Helloeverything are you wondering if he's suddenly developed tangle free shiny pubes?

Pissing myself at Worra's suggestion! Do it!

Worra, he does actually have a couple of polo necks

It would have been better if he had put it on his pubes, at least it would have been put to use. Conditioner doesn't absorb into the scalp, and he used sooo much of the tub, he must have just been sitting in the bath with a big blob on his head!

I shouldn't be surprised - this is the same man who uses Loreal No More Tears Cherry & Almond shampoo on his bald head every day!

My husband does this with my posh products! And, we have a huge tin of 'Lush' bubble bath crap and lots of candles in our bathroom - none of which belong to me! Yet, if you ask him, he is one of those 'rough and ready, roll out of bed and straight out of the door type of blokes'!!!

Ah bless him

What is it with blokes and hair products? My DH still has a full head of hair although very fine.I have quite longish very thick hair and only use perhaps a quarter of shampoo compared to his usage.Also when he buys hair stuff from the Pound shop he never reads the sodding labels < too vain to put his specs on > and ends up buying £5 worth of Head and Shoulders fecking conditioner.He then forgets the bollocking that I gave him the month previously,and,as he never wears his specs in the shower,proceeds to 'wash' his hair in the mankey smelling conditioner.Sorry for going off on one,I didn't realise just how much it annoyed me untill I started typing :) He's lovely really,just a bit of an eejit sometimes.

@ Worra and the roll on!

Arforama at roll on deodorant