To secretly lust after Steve Mulhern?

[BoredBeingSamWestsMistress]

He is SO not my type. He's very orange, and plucked and ITV...but I've been secretly listing after him for a loooooooooooooooong time.

AIBU?

I always thought he was gay, he's very camp.

He has something very bonkable about him.

He reminds me of James Cordon - he's a dish too

Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I had a friend request from him on FB. I rejected him.

He is from the town I live in, and requested a lot of people at the same time but I have never met him,

I think YABU but, as they say, horses for courses.

He doesn't do it for me. He's very Schofield-esque.

Yuk, schof is unbearable.

I could. I dunno what it is, maybe his sense of humour, but yes, I know what you mean and I'm a bit ashamed.

Schofield? James Cordon? Madness I say madness.

I bet PS would be very pernickity in bed.

Bleugh I don't want to think of pip in the bed situation.

I wonder if his pubes are as grey as his hair? Actually for some odd reason, I can really visualise him without any.

He would get cross if you didn't do it right I reckon Chip.

I've had a secret crush on him since he did CITV many moons ago. I wouldn't mind seeing if his oranginess is all over or if he has white bits

Actually, I remember when I was about 9 I had the hots for him. I was writing a letter to him at the Broom Cupboard and got a bit flustered when I was signing off the letter. My mum told me to put "love from". I immediately got really embarrassed that she could think I loved him and I had a tantrum and screwed the letter up.

Then I decided to tell my whole class that he was my cousin.

I swear I'm not that unhinged any more!

I've shared a hotel room with him!!

SM not PS!!

Spill shimmy.

Oh Shimmy! JEALOUS. Did you win a competition?

What sort of competition would that be?

I could go there.

Nothing happened - we're just friends (but he does have white bits

Better than Russell Brand anyway.

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