to think my dh has lost the plot?

[Fairylea]

He spends all day in the bloody garden shed talking to veggies. Once a day he even takes one on a little mission. He sings about their expeditions!

I am sure he has developed incontinence as he incessantly talks about "tiddlers".

I'm really worried about him. He's currently singing to the veggies and bedding them down for the night.

I'm going to have to sort him out aren't I?

I'll sort him out. Right out.

I bet he looks nice in a hat though.

Are you really Mrs Bloom?

Is that you Camilla?

Perhaps if I wave my yoni at him it might distract him from his compo machine?

:)

i'd be more worried about all the SAHM's lusting after him if i were you!

Do they really??

I'm going to hold Raymond and Colin hostage until he burns the shed down.

Ugh. I bet he has dirty nails. I wouldn't want dirty nails near my Yoni...

Yeh, yeh! but, y'know.....you I would!

whistles...goodnight veggies! sleep tight veggies!

Don't encourage him.

He's a very dirty man.

Very dirty indeed.

Yeh, just what I suspected all along. Compsterium work. Filthy.

He can bed me down for the night

He's got a lovely narrow

Marrow ffs autocorrect!

So he nutures them along, then he is going to cut them and boil them up to eat just make sure you dont overdo the fake tan and look orange - thats all i am saying!

mmmmmmmmmm Mr Bloom. I'd forgotten about him.....

Are you sure hes talking to the veggies and not the mn stalking sahms hiding in the shed?

Maybe. :)

Well I've just had Colin for lunch so that's one down.