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Original poster

to be very grateful to the 'yoni three'

28 replies

trashcanjunkie · 12/04/2013 00:08

I mean come on, after the dreadful unfair battering we had off the gutter press, the MT in-fighting that's been going on all over the place, I'm truly delighted with Brian, WifeofBrian and Becky for their excellent cuntributions over the last 48 hours....

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EverSoYoni · 12/04/2013 00:13

Yanbu.

But what I want to know...was Brian genuine? A genuine pervert Yoni masseur? Or was it a troll?

BeckyhasapainfreeYoni · 12/04/2013 00:15

He is real, he is :o

I have the Yoni to prove it

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trashcanjunkie · 12/04/2013 00:21

I can't quite decide, but the stuff is genius, I've spat tea, done bits of wee and actual snot has snortled from my snout. Twice. I'm so ridiculously over hyped that I can't sleep. Hell, I can't even put the fucking laptop down to get ready for bed. Wish there was a pissing self emoticon Grin

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trashcanjunkie · 12/04/2013 00:22

and how on earth am I s'posed to know/keep up with all the new yoni nickname's? hell I'm off to name change for my self. back in a mo'

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YoniHuman · 12/04/2013 00:22

Yanbu, it's the unpredictability of MN that I enjoy.

Mitchy1nge · 12/04/2013 00:23

what is all the yoni stuff about?

MrsTerryPratchett · 12/04/2013 00:23

Can someone link the original thread? I missed the whole boiling of them. Sad yoni.

Mitchy1nge · 12/04/2013 00:25

BOILING? Of yoni? Shock ow

DangerousBeanz · 12/04/2013 00:26

I missed them too!!!

MrsTerryPratchett · 12/04/2013 00:26

I'd want to boil wash Brian, from the sounds of it.

trashcanyoni · 12/04/2013 00:29

I haven't learned how to do links yet... I'll be back in a mo' just off to learn

KansasCityOctopus · 12/04/2013 00:32

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trashcanyoni · 12/04/2013 00:33

I think this might work..

This should be the original one
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet.../1729276-Yoni-Vaginal-Massage

and it's second coming
are-mocking-my-husband

diamond, I promise you.... Grin

trashcanyoni · 12/04/2013 00:34

oops, no fucked the second link up... hang on

YoniWankEnobi · 12/04/2013 00:35

It's kinda boring after a bit, tbh, but I like scanning down topics and seeing the name if the last poster and mentally counting if it has yoni in or not.

trashcanyoni · 12/04/2013 00:36

aw c'mon Kansas lighten up, it was very funny. I never laugh out loud, well hardly ever and I was roaring at some of the replies, as well as the op.

trashcanyoni · 12/04/2013 00:36

are-mocking-my-husband

KansasCityOctopus · 12/04/2013 00:38

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trashcanyoni · 12/04/2013 00:39

gah, still can't do the second one. If you look in Aibu it's there now. BriansWife claiming to be 'upset that virtually the whole of mn is mocking her husband' for basically wanking off her mate, and offering to do the same to any mnetter who feels the need and can get herself to hull. For a very reasonable £80 quid. Honestly.

trashcanyoni · 12/04/2013 00:39

yah boo, only cos you ain't got one Grin

MrsTerryPratchett · 12/04/2013 00:49

Thanks to you for linking.

trashcanyoni · 12/04/2013 01:07

smilies proudly for MrsTerryPratchett

AmIthatSpringy · 12/04/2013 01:27

aw, I tried the second link, but only got offered a biscuit instead

Grin
BriansWife · 12/04/2013 14:06

trashcanyoni thank you, but surely you meant contributions not cuntributions?
Thanks

LyingWitchInTheWardrobe2726 · 12/04/2013 14:11

Sorry OP but now you're being like a toddler - or a polititian - repeating things to get another laugh... it's tired now - and cluttery. Confused