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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

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Original poster

to send dd to N Korea?

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SatsukiKusukabe · 09/04/2013 16:51

Just I feel like she could sort out this Kim Jong Un guy, no problem.

She's 2 and regularly brings me and dh to tears through methods of combined sleep torture emotional anguish and frequently white noise torture.

As Dennis Rodman seems to be up to the job do you think I would be unreasonable?

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SatsukiKusukabe · 09/04/2013 16:52

*to not be up to the job

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CSIJanner · 09/04/2013 16:53

I've got a four year old that could cover the rear, pelting with various hard Disney characters rthat can catch you right on the bridge of your nose.

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SatsukiKusukabe · 09/04/2013 16:57

Ok it's good to have a hard man, is she/he adept at throwing tiny foot piercing legos on the floor?

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CSIJanner · 09/04/2013 16:59

Tiny ones - the ones that just get you on the soft undersole of the foot?

Yep - to an art!

KatyTheCleaningLady · 09/04/2013 17:00

I've got an 8-year-old that can do the interrogations. He'll ask impertinent questions and bring the man to his knees.

Ujjayi · 09/04/2013 17:02

I've got a 12 year old that will provide the mean & moody mental torture.

kinkyfuckery · 09/04/2013 17:02

I have two DC that can cause torture by the constant ability to Never-Shut-The-Fuck-Up! I'll toss them in.

HungryClocksGoBackFourSeconds · 09/04/2013 17:06

My two year old likes to pick her bogies and force feed them to other people that'll do him in for sure!

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SatsukiKusukabe · 09/04/2013 17:07

I think we've got an A team here!

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CSIJanner · 09/04/2013 17:07

Now who can fly the plane?

DangerousBeanz · 09/04/2013 17:17

My three year old knows everything else so I wouldn't put it past her... She'll drivethem all mad

babybarrister · 09/04/2013 17:17

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skratta · 09/04/2013 17:21

Can I volunteer my DTDs. They are nearly 14, in the grips of teenage hormonal madness, both have boyfriends (and I have to out down strict rules about different rooms when they come over because different beds is a lot harder to check) and both have PMT at around the same time. They can annoy him with all of that, non stop bickering, flouncing out whenever you say a word, arguing that the sky is purple as long as they win, and the ability to spend hours in their room, supposedly cleaning it, and come out...with a room still, miraculously, like a bomb site!

It's been a LONG day.

skratta · 09/04/2013 17:22

Ah, and both are in Air Cadets (I really don't like them being in Ti, but they like Scouts and stuff too and they love all of the Air Cadet training things). That counts for the plane!

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